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RushIsRot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-30-07 02:53 PM
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Snow Plow Instructions
A Winnipeg man and his wife are listening to the radio one morning when they hear the announcer say ... "Forecasters are calling for 8 to 10 centimeters of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street so snowplows can get through."

The wife goes out and moves her car.

A week later, while they're eating breakfast, the radio announcer reports ... "We're expecting 10 to 12 centimeters of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street so snowplows can get through."

The wife goes out and moves her car again.

The following week, they're eating breakfast and listening to the radio again, and the announcer says ... "Environment Canada is calling for 12 to14 centimeters of snow today. You must park ..."

Just then the electricity goes out.

The wife is very upset, and, with a worried look on her face, says to her husband, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street should I park on today so the plows can get through?"

With the usual love, understanding, and patience in his voice that most men married to blondes eventually develop, the husband replies ...."Why don't you just leave your car in the garage this time, Dear?"
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