ismnotwasm
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Tue Sep-16-08 02:49 PM
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Funny email from my daughter |
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Called "Reality Check"
This is the Fairy tale that should have been read to us when we were little;
Once upon a time, In a land far, far away A beautuful, independent, self assured Princess
Happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues On the shores of an unpolluted pond In a verdant meadow near her castle
The frog hopped in the Princess' lap And said "Elegant lady, I was once a handsome prince Until an evil witch cast a spell upon me
One kiss from you, however Will turn me back into The dapper young prince that I am
And then, my sweet, we can marry
And set up house keeping in your castle
With my mother
Where you can prepare my meals
Clean my clothes and bear my children
And forever feel grateful and happy doing so
That night
As the princess dined sumptiously
On lightly sauteed frog's legs,
In a seasoned white wine
And onion cream sauce,
She chuckled and thought to herself;
I don't fuckin' think so.
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bliss_eternal
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Fri Sep-19-08 02:01 AM
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3. I wish I could fit this in my signature line. |
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Edited on Fri Sep-19-08 02:02 AM by bliss_eternal
Seriously, it's awesome. Thanks for sharing! :thumbsup:
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iverglas
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Sat Sep-20-08 02:13 PM
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... probably just as old. ;)
Once upon a time a boy asked a girl "will you marry me?"
The girl said,"No!"
And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank whole bottles of wine, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, travelled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had all the hot water to herself.
She went to the theatre, never watched sports, never wore friggen lacy lingerie that went up her bum, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled and felt and looked fabulous all the time.
~ THE END~
Except for the "always had a clean house" part, sounds fine.
And hell. Why not get fat?
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