Right-Wing Ad -> "Men: Do You Hate Rejection By Women"

[bloom]

Saw this @ http://www.irregulartimes.com

Next, hop to the advertisement on the bottom. This one is an animated graphic, so you're seeing just one of its several panels here. Yet, its message is pretty clear: The advertisers expect that NewsMax readers are likely to be sexually frustrated men who are frequently rejected by women.

Just wait until you hear what comes after the initial message appealing to men who hate rejection by women. The advertisement quickly flashes to another panel, which advises NewsMax readers that they can "discover forbidden attraction secrets the liberal media does not want you to know". No kidding. Not only are the advertisers on NewsMax betting that a lot of right wing activists are sexually incompetent, they're also pushing the claim that there is a secret sexual conspiracy by the liberal media elite to keep right wing men from learning the secrets of being sexually attractive to women. I don't have to make it up, because NewsMax broadcasts this sad truth straight its readers: Many right wing males really believe that the only reason that they aren't having as much sex as they want is that the liberal media elites are keeping the art of picking up women a secret.***

Stop and think about that for a second. According to this advertisement accepted by NewsMax, if it weren't for the liberal media, right wingers all across America would be going out and having lots of promiscuous sex. Therefore, according to this strange conspiracy theory, the liberal media is all that stands between America and a right wing free love movement. To fix the problem, NewsMax is endorsing a campaign to spread the word about how have all the sex you want. If it feels good, do it, right?

Right Wing Moral Value #2: Promoting promiscuous sex is a good idea, so long as Hollywood isn't doing it.

http://www.irregulartimes.com/newsmaxads.html

That ad right under one that read "Quick - Learn Impaling Tricks" - Selling DVD's that teach "easy tips (they'll take just a couple seconds) to a turn a ball point pens, pencils, even paper clips, into deadly missiles..."




Anyone want to tell them the Secret? :hide:

[Lydia Leftcoast]

1. Hey, right wing men--Here's the secret the liberal media are hiding:

If you want to attract women, don't be an ignorant, aggressive, mean-spirited, sexist asshole! :evilgrin:

[atommom]

4. Why do you hate America?

:rofl:

[geniph]

8. She shoots, she scores!

Nothin' but net on that one, LL! :D

[atommom]

2. This is hilarious! You just can't make this stuff up.

But doesn't this cause some congnitive dissonance? We're bad because we keep them from experiencing frequent, satisfying sex with women ... we're bad because we have weak sexual morals and don't want abstinence-based sex ed to be taught ... but we're extra special bad because, by hiding our liberal sexual secrets, we are forcing them to be miserable and abstinent! My brain hurts. :rofl:

[Hello_Kitty]

6. "Damn sluts will have sex with anyone BUT me!!"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! :rofl:

[BlueIris]

3. Oh, man. I feel a blog entry coming on.

Thanks, bloom! That is INSANE.

[Hello_Kitty]

5. What a bunch of unmitigated hypocrites!

These are the very same jerks who want to deny women reproductive choice and condemn us to a life of endless subservience and broodmare status. But they think that THEY should have all the casual sex they want, on demand. ASSHOLES!!! :grr:

Dream on, losers.

[raccoon]

7. Exactly, ccbombs!

"But they think that THEY should have all the casual sex they want, on demand. ASSHOLES!!! "

Newsflash to these assholes: If you have casual sex, you better hope abortion stays legal. Especially now that DNA testing can prove that you're the daddy.