Alternate titles for shrub's book?

[Joe Fields]

"My Pet Country" comes to mind.

[walldude]

1. Not sure but they should move it to the "fiction" section

has there ever been a man more full of shit?

[Joe Fields]

5. I heard there is a movement to place it in the crime section.

[leveymg]

2. Blackout: My Eight Years as Preznit, ( that I Remember).

:dunce:

[doc03]

3. How to fuck up a country in 8 years.

[Codeine]

4. I Totally Fucked You, But Thanks for Blaming the Black Guy. nt

[lovemydog]

7. bravo

lol

[leveymg]

9. Good one.

[GrpCaptMandrake]

6. I was thinking . . .

"My Pet Book Advance"

Truthfully though, the one I like best is the one I saw here a couple of days ago: "Decision Pants." Y'know: the pants he would put on when it was time to be "The Decider."

It goes all the way back to the time when that hateful old pearl-clutching beast Babs was potty-training little Georgie at gunpoint. "Now, Georgie, Mama knows you're slow, but you can't have your Decision Pants until you DECIDE to be a BIG boy and quit doing in your trainers!" The story is said to have been one of the most traumatic ones of young George's 12th year.

[Bucky]

8. "Fakin' Hype 911"

[lldu]

10. 3 blank pages - bye Goegre Bhsu

[madamesilverspurs]

11. Charmin.

[katandmoon]

12. "Free From Criminal Prosecution Since 2000"

[sadbear]

13. "My Pet Goat, Part II"

[uncommon]

22. Beat me to it.

[Joe Fields]

29. "My Pet Scapegoat"

[Warpy]

14. "Narcissus Does Washington"

It'll boost sales, too because stupid people will think it's another kind of porn.

[Joe Fields]

15. Or, "I Wuz Wurkin' Hard"

[didigger]

16. Another book

Sarah Palin won't read.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

17. "My Pet Gloat"?

[Crankie Avalon]

18. "Keep Lips Still While Reading, And Other Instructions for the Faithful"

[Urban Prairie]

19. "Duplicitous Propaganda" (For Dummies)

[earth mom]

20. The Sociopaths Bible.

:puke:

[Hawkeye-X]

21. "Indict Me Already"

-My Book is full of confessions!

[Stevenmarc]

23. Pride and Prejudice, ......oh shit, already taken.

[Codeine]

27. Ohhhh damn that's good. nt

[rug]

24. Decision Pints.

[Joe Fields]

25. "I Had a Cheney"

[lovemydog]

26. Trickle Down

A Fantasy Story

[Joe Fields]

28. "Georgie Does D.C." (In the adult section)

[11 Bravo]

30. Shit the President says.

[Fumesucker]

31. What I Did On My Vacation..

[Gidney N Cloyd]

32. "Fuck You, Dad! I Got Saddam AND Re-elected!"

[trusty elf]

33. Dyin'ethics

[katty]

34. Bush's Dot to Dot Coloring Book

[flvegan]

35. What I Did, How I Did It, and Why I'll Get Away With It