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[GrpCaptMandrake]

"My Pet Book Advance"

Truthfully though, the one I like best is the one I saw here a couple of days ago: "Decision Pants." Y'know: the pants he would put on when it was time to be "The Decider."

It goes all the way back to the time when that hateful old pearl-clutching beast Babs was potty-training little Georgie at gunpoint. "Now, Georgie, Mama knows you're slow, but you can't have your Decision Pants until you DECIDE to be a BIG boy and quit doing in your trainers!" The story is said to have been one of the most traumatic ones of young George's 12th year.