Reply #14: Here come da judge! [View All]

[FredScuttle]

Hear ye, hear ye

This court is now in session His Honor, Judge Pigmeat Markham presidin

Hear ye, hear ye, the court of swing It's just about ready to do that thing I don't want no tears,

I don't want no lies Above all, I don't want no alibis!

This Judge is hip, and that ain't all, He'll give you time if you're big or small

All in line for this court is neat Peace brother, here comes the Judge Here comes the Judge!

Everybody knows that he is the judge! Everybody near or far!

I'm goin' to Paris to stop this war. All those kids gotta listen to me,

Because I am the judge and you can plainly see I wanna big 'round table when I get there.

I won't sit down to one that's square I wanna lay down the law to them that brought it!

I'll bust some head because I am the judge He is the judge, he is the judge.

“Who's there?”

“I is.”

“I is who?”

“ I is your next door neighbor Order in this courtroom! Order in this courtroom!”

“Judge, your Honorship, Hi sir.”

“Did I hear you say order in the court?"

“Yes.”

“I said order in the court!”

“Well, I'll take two cans of beer, please.”

He is the judge, he is the judge!

Everybody knows that he is the judge!