Reply #3: Top Ten things Bush thanked the troops Baghdad for: [View All]

[JamesA1102]

10. Thanks for helping make Iraq safe so I could give my corporate contributors like Halliburton multi-billion dollar no bid contracts.

9. Thanks for getting killed at a rate of two per day due to my failed postwar policy.

8. Thanks for standing in harms way even though me or no one from my administration will attend your funeral when you come home in a body bag.

7. Thanks for letting me slash your disability, medical and retirement benefits so I can give the rich the biggest tax cut in history.

6. Thanks for fighting a war that I repeatedly lied to us in to.

5. Thanks for the propaganda photo -op I need for my campaign commercial since that aircraft carrier thing didn't work out.

4. Thanks for letting me upstage that evil Hillary Clinton in Afghanistan.

3. Thanks for serving your country even if I was a deserter when I was called to do so.

2. Thanks for diverting attention away from the deficit, unemployment and that I haven't even tried to prosecute any of my corporate criminal friends like Ken Lay.

1. Thanks for letting me pretend that I care when I really don't give a damn about you or the average American.