who will be my friend in the hour of darkness? [View All]

[FranzFerdinand]

i've been here quite a while, i don't post much. i feel as if i don't know anyone here. i also feel i have so much to offer all of you bitches. can someone come down to my level? is there anyone, in front of their computers, who can say the dumbest statement in the world to me, right now, right here? maybe point out a certain hobby you would like to let me know about. here, how about you just post something and then i'll respond and we'll just see how it goes, see if we're right for eachother.

i need you guys, i need your light jests and your deepest jovialisciousness, now. now, if there was ever a time. and now. now more than ever.

so can we turn up the humor knob right quick, here in the DU? will you? you don't even have to respond to me, just give me anything. post a photo, we can photoshop it or something... who will then? who will...