Forget adding things to DU names. Take some stuff away from DU names. [View All]

[short bus president]

and then subtract the year you were born. Add the number of sardines in the typical European-market can, and multiply the result by the number of bones in a giraffe's front leg. Google the result. Now, pick the result that corresponds to the number of times you'd like to "do it" each week in an ideal world, and click. Delete every 4th letter in the url, and refresh the screen. What you come up with SHOULD BE an accurate reflection of your heart's desire. Or "blah blah blah could not be found."

Try it! It works!