What is your relationship with your penis (serious quesiton) [View All]

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Society in general associates men to the penis in an almost relentless way. Every thing a man does is blamed on his pecker.
So, how is your relationship with yours?

For me, it's one of mystery, I really don't understand my penis. It's almost like my penis is that one really cool friend from highschool, that you wish you were like, but can't figure out HOW to be like.
Then there's other days, where I want to scream at it, "GET OFF MY BODY YOU PREDOMINANTLY FLACID WASTE OF SKIN!"

Then there's days when we're cool. Just me and my penis chillin', watching a hockey game, sharing a joke at the expense of my testicles.

But for the most part, sometimes it feels like it has a life of its own, and it creeps me out that something with its own life is attached to me.

So, you?