Reply #41: Do you guys want to hear a good one DEALS WITH THE COPS [View All]

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I was engaged to a man that I have known for 6 years and he was on the road with a band and he met this GIRL in the hotel where he was staying at in Arizona.
Well, her Daddy owns a huge Candy Company and asshole asked her to marry him after two weeks of knowing her even though he was engaged to me.

I found out and the band that he worked for was touring Canada. I phoned the Mounties and told them that he had drugs on him and he got busted. I didn't know that he had drugs on him and apparently he had the bands stash on him. Jerk shouldn't have FUCKED with me like that.

Oh, I didn't leave him alone after that because he kept calling my house and wanting to go out with me. He didn't think that I was the one that turned him in either.

He kept lying to me and talking about when we were going to get married and all along he didn't know that I knew that he was living in Arizona and he was Married and his little wife was expecting a baby.
I found out the day that she deliver her baby and I phoned the Hospital and they told me the babies name and it's weight. I sent her a card and signed my name and I didn't put previous girlfriend either.
I also phoned the both of them when the bastard was at the hospital with her so that I could congratulate them both at the same time.

DAVID is back in Scotland and she divorced him. Hahahahahaha!