Reply #15: Clark is a war criminal [View All]

[truthspeaker]

Clark is bush-lite and can't be elected. Clark supporters, why do you hate the Democratic party? Why do you want us to lose? Would you kick FDR's crutches out from under him? Would you poke holes in JFK's condoms? Would you tear up Bill Clinton's pizza coupons?

Howard Dean is the only candidate who can win. Dean has the integrity, the experience, and the compassion. Dean's body odor smells of rosewater. Dean can walk on water. Dean can get elected, restore America's reputation in the world, get a real universal health care plan through Congress, legalize gay civil unions, and get the SciFi channel to bring back Farscape. Dean can bench-press more than any other candidate. Dean can hold his breath for over two minutes. Dean's penis is 12 inches long. Dean can bring any woman to orgasm in under 10 minutes but is nevertheless faithful to his wife.