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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-01-06 09:19 AM
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28. Bad Santa
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Kid: Your beard's not real.
Willie: No Shit!It was real, but I got sick and all the hair fell out.
Kid: How come?
Willie: I loved a woman who wasn't clean.
Kid: Mrs. Santa?
Willie: No it was her sister.

Willie: It's Christmas and the kid's gettin' his fuckin' present.

Marcus: If I call you next December, IF I call you next December, you're gonna be so happy to hear from me, you're gonna do a goddamn back flip. You're gonna put that Santa hat on so fast that you're gonna get fucking hat-burn.
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