Reply #2: Snippy Shrub Klub [View All]

[deutsey]

Here's something I wrote shortly after the 2000 debacle. If you recall, Gore told Bush not be "snippy" when Gore told him he wasn't conceding defeat. I think the rest is self explanatory. Sung to the tune of the Mickey Mouse Club:

Who's the leader of the thugs
who stole the election from you and me?

S-N-I-P-P-Y S-H-R-U-B

Hey there! If you lie and don't care,
help perpetuate the travesty.

S-N-I-P-P-Y S-H-R-U-B

(GOP Leaders): Snippy Shrub!

Majority of Americans: Al Gore won!

Corporate Media: Snippy Shrub!

Majority of Americans: Al Gore won!

Miami-Dade "Protesters": We'll forever shout you down with a 'Seig
heil! Heil! Heil!'

March along, don't think too long...
Join the rightwing conspiracy!

S-N-I-P-P-Y S-H-R-U-B

(Closing: sung slowly with false solemnity):

Now it's time to say goodbye to our democracy...

S-N-I…
Snippy: I'm the new boss… "el new wavey jeffey," as they say under the border.

P-P-Y
Snippy: Why? Cuz the Supreme Court sez so, dummy.

S-H-R-U-B

See you next Election Day, Shrubkommandos!