Woo-Hoo! Looks like that Bush hiding in South America deal might be true [View All]

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Here's the original story, more or less:

Our paranoid friends over at Bring It On have put together a story that hasn’t exactly made Washington Whispers. It’s real short and real simple:

The Cuban news service reports that George W. Bush has purchased 98,840 acres in Paraguay, near the Bolivian/Brazilian border.
Jenna Bush paid a secret diplomatic visit to Paraguayan President Nicanor Duarte and U.S. Ambassador James Cason. There were no press conferences, no public sightings and no official confirmation of her 10-day trip which apparently ended this week.
The Paraguayan Senate voted last summer to “grant U.S. troops immunity from national and International Criminal Court (ICC) jurisdiction.”
Immediately afterwards, 500 heavily armed U.S. troops arrived with various planes, choppers and land vehicles at Mariscal Estigarribia air base, which happens to be at the northern tip of Paraguay near the Bolivian/Brazilian border. More have reportedly arrived since then.

http://www.wonkette.com/politics/george-w.-bush/we-hate-to-bring-up-the-nazis-but-they-fled-to-south-america-too-208549.php


Now come this. While Bush's SS guy was getting mugged in Hawaii, this one almost slipped by:

ABC reports that Barbara Bush was the victim of a purse-snatcher in Buenos Aires, Argentina. In the middle of a restaurant, right under the noses of the Secret Service. Who’ve been having troubles of their own:

A Secret Service agent on the advance detail got into an “altercation” with someone after a night out and was badly beaten, according to the law enforcement reports.
Both twins are in Argentina, though no one will say why. Across America, normal families of rich white people are heading home to celebrate our victory over the savage Indians with a commemorative feast, but the Bush family is apparently dispatching two of its more disposal members to find South American hiding places should the indictments start coming down.

First Daughter Barbara Robbed in Argentina

http://www.wonkette.com/

Deep in the jungle near Paraguay (national borders are fairly fluid in that area) sounds just about right for a war criminal. He buys up the local airport, refuses landing permission for anyone who looks iffy, and you gotta go on a 6-week expedition just to get near him. At which point his private Halliburton army kills your ass and feeds you to the crocodiles.

If I were the Punk, I would be thinking the same way.