Do you believe this crap?!?! Someone told me 'Happy Hanukkah' yesterday [View All]

[The Straight Story]

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Thought I would put that at start to make it clear (we need a satire one...)

There I was in Bexley, Ohio, home of a large jewish population I might add, shopping at a small business looking for a unique gift for a friend.

I walked in and the clerk blurted out 'Happy Hanukkah'. I about fell over. I was so mad I wanted to break something. So I thought up some smart assed way to reply real quick, but I didn't want to go kramer on her ass. So I just said 'you know I am sick of people pushing their holidays on me and telling me to be happy'.

Can you believe the NERVE of some people in this fucking world? Oh, and get this:

I left and went downtown to see the lights, and lo and behold on the statehouse lawn there was a menorah - I knew it was there years ago (my attorney btw was the one who fought to put it there, a bit of irony in this satire - but true). Holy shit I about wrecked my damned car. I felt a sudden pain, as though I were a minority in the beliefs of my fellow citizens. If I did not become a jew quick, or make em stop such things as celebrating in ways I can see it, then I would probably go insane. I mean - hell, the city was acknowledging the fact that there were people in my own city who were jews and celebrating their holiday.

That's like having flags on the fourth of July, how do others feel who don't like our country and live here?

I have had enough, the madness must stop. I declare a new war, this time on Hanukkah - BEFORE it gets as bad as christmas and it's smiling happy joy joy assholes and their decorations, caroling, and giving.

Stop Hanukkah - before it stops you.

Rant off :)