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February 14, 2026

Perhaps I was not clear in my last post. I just got two more hearts 💕. But I have one to give.

I think I may enjoy giving them more than getting them. But it’s still nice to get them. There is no smiling ☺️ shyly emoji, so I’ll just say thanks.

February 14, 2026

OK, it's Valentine's Eve and I have one heart left...

Also I would like to apologize to all the lovely people who gave me hearts if I did not respond immediately and thank them.
Sometimes I just get so mad at the things I am reading that I forget my manners.

Now who wants that last heart. First to post gets it.

February 11, 2026

How much do I love Jaimie Raskin?

He’s pushing Bondi until all she can do is spew “Trump derangement syndrome.”

February 8, 2026

Thank you for my 💞!

I am dedicating them to Seth Trimble.

If you know, you know.

January 17, 2026

And for those of you interested in the lifestyles of the rich and facist...

Larry Ellison, whose son is currently doing to CBS what Musk did to Twitter has renamed his new yacht. It was supposedly named after a Shinto goddess, but fellow sailors was pointed out that the name “Izanami” spelled backwards is “I’m a Nazi”.

https://boingboing.net/2026/01/15/ellisons-yacht-name-spelled-im-a-nazi-backwards.html

No word yet on whether Drumph will rename his golf cart, which he fondly refers to as “Odepami”.

January 10, 2026

Washington National Opera moving out of Kennedy Center

https://www.washingtonpost.com/style/2026/01/09/washington-national-opera-leaves-kennedy-center/

This makes me very sad. I am sure they will find another venue, but the mere fact that they should have to leave is atrocious.

Plus I want to know the amount of rent Fat Donnie and his drooling sycophants paid when they held their latest Nuremberg rally at the Kennedy Center. Perhaps their trials should be held there also.
November 20, 2025

New ruling from eastern district of Virginia: all Trump appointees must verify that they are not a robot.

Relevant excerpt from the ruling:

If the court official cannot correctly identify all the boxes with a bicycle, said official cannot reasonably be expected expected to understand and uphold the laws of the country.

November 19, 2025

Justice Department in crisis after recall of bots.

A company in a small southeast Asian country which has been producing animatronic prosecutors for the current administration has issued a recall of their Bondi bot series, leading to the disqualification of a significant number of DOJ employees and dismissal of several high profile cases.

In a statement issued by the company, Blonde-Botox-Bots-r-Us, read as follows:

After completing the first Bondi bot, our client was extremely pleased with its ability to lie and distort facts while never committing a prosecutable offense. We subsequently received a large order for Bondi bots, but completion of such a vast number in such a short time period led to factory errors.
We were told that the latest shipment of AI chips were designed for Bondi bots, but they were instead designed for the KKKarolying bot, which is designed merely to spew hate, falsehoods and simpering insults. As you must acknowledge, this model has been working as intended many departments in the administration.
This has led to the poor performance of our bots in courtroom settings, as these bots were intended to be used as spokespersons, not lawyers.
We deeply regret the error.

When informed that an enraged Donnie had threatened to place tariffs of 5000% on other exports of his country, the CEO of
BBB-r-Us was heard to comment “If that idiot had paid his bills, we would have been able to hire more skilled workers.”

This is, of course

November 14, 2025

In an effort to distract from the Epstein files, Drumph has a new plan for the American people.

No on believes the lies of Fatass45 and Puddin’ Butt JD that Biden caused the affordability crisis by welcoming illegal aliens.
However, Drumph keeps insisting that prices are down.

In order to ease the burden on suffering Americans, he has signed an executive order to send each and every taxpayer a pound of whatever he’s been smoking.

While putting his signature on the document he commented to the assembled press, “Don Jr. assures me that this is good
stuff.”


Of course, I made all this up, but it is plausible that some lower level flying monkey is spying on DU and will suggest this to
Fat Donnie from Queens. He’ll believe anything-50 year mortgages?

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