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jls4561's JournalJustice Department in crisis after recall of bots.
A company in a small southeast Asian country which has been producing animatronic prosecutors for the current administration has issued a recall of their Bondi bot series, leading to the disqualification of a significant number of DOJ employees and dismissal of several high profile cases.
In a statement issued by the company, Blonde-Botox-Bots-r-Us, read as follows:
After completing the first Bondi bot, our client was extremely pleased with its ability to lie and distort facts while never committing a prosecutable offense. We subsequently received a large order for Bondi bots, but completion of such a vast number in such a short time period led to factory errors.
We were told that the latest shipment of AI chips were designed for Bondi bots, but they were instead designed for the KKKarolying bot, which is designed merely to spew hate, falsehoods and simpering insults. As you must acknowledge, this model has been working as intended many departments in the administration.
This has led to the poor performance of our bots in courtroom settings, as these bots were intended to be used as spokespersons, not lawyers.
We deeply regret the error.
When informed that an enraged Donnie had threatened to place tariffs of 5000% on other exports of his country, the CEO of
BBB-r-Us was heard to comment “If that idiot had paid his bills, we would have been able to hire more skilled workers.”
This is, of course 
In an effort to distract from the Epstein files, Drumph has a new plan for the American people.
No on believes the lies of Fatass45 and Puddin’ Butt JD that Biden caused the affordability crisis by welcoming illegal aliens.
However, Drumph keeps insisting that prices are down.
In order to ease the burden on suffering Americans, he has signed an executive order to send each and every taxpayer a pound of whatever he’s been smoking.
While putting his signature on the document he commented to the assembled press, “Don Jr. assures me that this is good
stuff.”
Of course, I made all this up, but it is plausible that some lower level flying monkey is spying on DU and will suggest this to
Fat Donnie from Queens. He’ll believe anything-50 year mortgages?
As ICE goons invade the Bay Area, City Lights makes its opinion known
https://www.sfchronicle.com/entertainment/article/city-lights-pity-the-nation-21115378.phpOne sign reads “Pity the nation whose leaders are liars”.
I am watching coverage of the Alameda protest on the local Fox channel. Protesters are walking from corner to corner in a four way intersection in the pedestrian crossings, thereby delaying vehicles who want to access the island. Protesters have a juggler, balloon animals and Motown music playing. Masked goons have thrown only one flash bang so far.
So Drumph campaigned on revenge. What would a Democratic candidate running on revenge pledge to do in office?
2000% tariff on golf, plastic surgery and McDonald’s?*
Shutdown of Newsmax, the ONAN network and Faux Nooz unless they donate exorbitant sums to the NAACP and ACLU?
Every third Wednesday proclaimed as “Kick Stephen Miller in the nuts” day?
*Yes, really a tax, but so are the current fees that Orange Menace calls tariffs.
I received my voter guide for Ca's special election and I am pleased to report that right after the the page that lists
voting locations, and the sample ballot was a page in print so large I could read it without my glasses…
Voter Bill of Rights
*You have the following rights*
There are ten rights listed. I can type out all ten if requested.
I don’t remember seeing this before. So Gavin and company must be worried about disinformation coming from the MAGA crowd.
But I was pleased and proud to see it.
Andy Borowitz's take on Drumph's Epstein doodle.
https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=1348894119938480&set=a.265130208314882&__cft__%5B0%5D=AZXeJ3NpzuAQmAhMD2fgmrSAKvKGLyZfx8xONV5k95QpRC8o0xnOAXvX_Ycn1CQtSFu8OFYErdiOu69HhOAXxEBMDqQRP7Xyg5DJ7oIR85QvxKLSE9-pqwl1QA8CBVEXUvWObC98ASoqWQukg7AJGbibnVXGQG2Uk4YrCvveJtCcgjKVHd8v4y7CBgUv3bqYscaCOcdiM6OhmDoQWNrBIzZ_&__tn__=EH-RSorry it’s from Facebook. Don’t know why Borowitz hasn’t left.
Another good cartoon from the New Yorker today.
https://www.newyorker.com/cartoons/daily-cartoon/tuesday-august-12th-crime-wave?utm_source=nl&utm_brand=tny&utm_mailing=TNY_Humor_Paid_081225&utm_campaign=aud-dev&utm_medium=email&bxid=5be5ca70fbd2976368715f24&cndid=49787632&esrc=subscribe-page&utm_term=TNY_Humor_PaidSubsAgain, my apologies for not being clever enough to post the actual image.
Breaking news: Trump appoints Sharpie as new head of Bureau of Labor Statistics.
Claims the promotion is justified because “It did such a good job of forecasting hurricanes.”
Of course, this is not true. But it’s plausible.
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