I have always thought of Ted Cruz as oily but...

If Cancun Cruz is the Exxon Valdez, JD Vance is the Deepwater Horizon.

Excuse me. Did JD just say it's bad to call out misinformation.

Translation: You believe Trump’s lies. Ivanka is pretty, Don Jr is smart.

Stare into this crystal.

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Doug Emhoff just released a very sweet video for his anniversary.

Rumor has it that the Drumph campaign will counter with a release of the pictures of Melania signing the pre-noop.

Stickies! How do I add stickies to my page/profile/whatever it's called?

This question was posed yesterday but there was no reply.

Good cartoon in my inbox from the New Yorker.

Has Banksy designed the next Tardis?

Has Banksy designed the next Tardis?

Borowitz: Million Meow March

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Infuriated by J.D. Vance’s disparagement of childless cat owners, the nation’s cats are planning a mass protest at his next campaign appearance, the felines revealed on Wednesday.

In a statement announcing what they are calling the Million Meow March, the cats wrote, “J.D. Vance apparently thinks he will reap political rewards by attacking cat owners. Instead, he has become the Kristi Noem of whisker world.”

“He may think that cat owners suck,” the statement continued. “But you know what really sucks? ‘Hillbilly Elegy.’ We couldn’t get through the first ten minutes, and we cats can look at almost anything for hours.”

The cat controversy was just the latest headache for Vance, who has also struggled to explain why he demonizes childlessness but opposes IVF.


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Because I don't want to give MY money to candidates who will use it for THEIR legal bills

I have made another donation to the Biden/Harris campaign

Theme song for the RNC

With profound apologies to Tom Petty. I am just so angry I have to post it.

Well Trumps just won’t flush down
No, they don’t flush down
They just float in that gold plated bowl
Circling round and round

When Trumps have to poo
They will poo on you
You’re the T.P. at Mar-a-Loo
Take your money too
That’s just what Trumps do

Hey, Donnie
Stop trying to run from the law
We know you ain’t got much money
We all know what Stormy saw. (Not much!)

Wave that bloody shirt
Let the ketchup squirt
Treat your cult like dirt
In a world that wants justice found
Trumps just won’t flush down

Hey, Donnie
I got a salute for you
Ain’t gonna stick my arm up
When a middle finger will do

So Trumps just won’t flush down
Circle round and round
Push that gold plated lever one more time
But Trumps won’t flush down