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June 24, 2025

LEAVE IT!

I love the way Nicole has taken to mispronouncing press secretary KKKaroline’s name. Instead of saying lev-it, as the horror herself says it, Ms Wallace pronounces the last name as if she were scolding a naughty puppy eating a slipper.

I believe this is deliberate.

So, KKKaroline, when you’re at the podium spewing spin and falsehoods, I say “Leave it!”. No sane person believes a word you say.

June 15, 2025

Question: who's in charge in LA? Specifically, what person or group is coordinating

The tactics, actions and movements of the LAPD, the LA Sheriff’s Department, the illegally federalized Ca
National Guard and the Marines?

It seems the sheriff’s department is a bit more aggressive than any other force. Who’s telling them to do what?

Asking for a friend. His name is Tio Sammy.

May 10, 2025

An actual press secretary

Jen Psaki is taking a few minutes at the end of her show to answer actual questions asked during today’s press conference. Unlike Chucky Cathy, she is calm, respectful and honest.
I particularly liked her answer to “Why was the librarian of Congress fired?” She just put up a picture.
This was a great bit. She should continue it.

May 8, 2025

Borowitz: Trump offers to sell new pope $60 Bible. Be sure to read the last line.

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a gesture intended to welcome the new pontiff, on Thursday Donald J. Trump offered to sell Pope Leo XIV a $60 Bible.

“You want to grab this deal while you can,” Trump wrote in a post on Truth Social. “It’s gonna cost a lot more after EU tariffs.”

Calling the Trump Bible “a very special Bible,” he added, “I know you have a lot of Bibles already at the Vatican, but none of them have parts written by Lee Greenwood.”

Meanwhile, in his first official act as pope, Leo ordered a photo of JD Vance posted at the Vatican security desk.

May 4, 2025

Speaking of St Upid...Drumph wants to reopen Alcatraz!

https://apnews.com/article/trump-alcatraz-prison-fabe3385415ae03829d44e50efb3c1fb

Not only would this cost a fortune, but there were good reasons why it was closed in the first place. For one thing, all fresh water had to be shipped in.

Still, I suppose if they use some gold spray paint on Al Capone’s old cell and tell Fatass there’s an omelette bar, he could be persuaded to do a residency there.

Last ferry is leaving, Donnie! Enjoy your stay!
April 9, 2025

A week or so ago I wrote a post comparing KKKarlolyin' Leavitt to Chatty Cathy. I have revised

my opinion of her. While the basic premise of pull the string and she lies is still correct, I am beginning to think that the doll she most resembles is Chucky. With a lot of plastic surgery-which she’s had.

Not being a fan of horror movies, I have never seen a Chucky film, but a brief glance at Wikipedia reveals that a serial killer uses evil magic to transfer his soul into an inanimate doll and continues his killing.

Little lying Karoline is indeed out to kill. Among her targets: Truth.

And Justice. And the American Way.

April 2, 2025

Public Service Announcement: It's safe to turn on Nicole.

Fatass is off the air.

Let the fact checking begin!

March 26, 2025

When I was little, I had a Chatty Cathy doll. She was made of plastic, had artificial blonde hair and rosy cheeks

painted on her face. Momma made her some pretty dresses from a Simplicity pattern and fabric from the remnant drawer.
When you pulled the string in her back, she said things. The only phrase I remember is “I love you”.
She had a squeaky, little girl voice.
She was not my favorite doll. She wasn’t cuddly and Barbie could have more adventures.

I haven’t thought about her for years. Until I saw Karoline Leavitt spewing falsehoods and invective at the WH Press Corps. Many, including myself, have called her Baghdad Barbie, and the parallels between Saddam Hussein’s minister of propaganda and Fatass45’s minister of propaganda are many.

But I think Ms. Leavitt is more like Chatty Cathy. Blonde hair that’s artificial (hey gurl, get them roots touched up!), rosy cheeks that are painted on. But when the string in her back is pulled, what comes out of her face is just lies.

Lyin’ Karoline. Not as good as Baghdad Barbie but possibly more accurate.

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